Over Beers, After Playing Bananagrams...

"What? You don't want me talking about he-vages?"

[editor's note: "vages" is short for "vaginas." I shudder to think about what "he-vages" is short for.]

Over Dinner...

"Wow, I'm butternut-squashin' up the butt..."

While Watching a Ball-Girl at a Red Sox Game...

"She can shag my foul balls ANYTIME!"

The Inaugural Posting

"See, so you just make a small incision..."

First Test Post

"Over the Line, Mark It Zero" - The Big Lebowski

A Chronicle of Things that Graham Can Never Say Again