Saturday, December 4, 2010

On Combining Golf Courses with Cemeteries

No! I just want everything I don't use to be covered in graves, because I don't use it!

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Boiled or steamed pudding, often with dried fruit.

"I used to like my friends, until they took the anal leap duff! Now they're ass-pregnant."

-after a rousing game of Bananagrams