1) "Kristallnacht is happening in my soul." (As the US lost the game.)
2) "I would rear that child!" (When someone said they'd like to meet Hope Solo's parents, he thought they said they'd like to be Hope Solo's parents.)
3) "I want my wife to do her." (The context doesn't matter for this statement, AT ALL, but if you're curious: He was talking about Megan Rapinoe.)
4) "I'm verifying with an independent source that she's cute." (Checking with someone else to be sure that his wife was attractive: not an offensive statement, really, but surely an offensive action to take.)
