Thursday, March 31, 2011

TMI, Both Musically and Sexually...

"I can't ejaculate unless The Sounds of Murphy Brown is playing."

Friday, March 18, 2011

How to Ruin a Conversation About Whiskey...

While talking about the holes (should've known better than to talk about holes in front of Graham) that have to be placed in whiskey casks.

"I'll put a hole in a caskET, if you know what I mean...."